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University security have quarantined a student who has admitted to putting chicken salt on his rice. Witnesses say they saw officers taser the degenerate after a lengthy standoff in a library study room. A spokesperson for UOW said priests are on standby to purify the building once the heathen has been removed. “The heretic will […]
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