Jason B. ¦Writer ¦ Breaking News
” They really need to be more specific. I thought unisex stood for sex at uni”
A student at the University of Wollongong has today discovered that unisex toilets are so named because they are for use by students of any gender, and not because they are intended to be used for actual sexual intercourse at university.
Dave, a first year commerce student, struggled to understand why he is being severely disciplined by UOW administration for engaging in intercourse with Gina, partner of one week, in one of the unisex toilets in building 19.
“I mean, I thought that’s what they were there for”, he said upon being reprimanded for his actions. “They really need to be more specific. I thought unisex stood for sex at uni…or even U-N-I (you and I) sex, y’know, to clarify for our foreign exchange students. It’s pretty misleading. Why else would they put so many free condoms in there?”
The University of Wollongong is taking strong action against Dave to deter this sort of behaviour. Recent incidents seem to indicate that first year students are failing to comprehend such conduct is not appropriate on campus.