Local Madman Superlikes Classmate on Tinder
Cal B. ¦ Writer ¦ Breaking News
University of Wollongong student Daniel Sullivan has taken the plunge and superliked his classmate, after a drunken swipe session on popular dating app Tinder on Tuesday afternoon. The engineering student superliked one of the only girls in his course after 3 beers, a move he has come to regret.
“I didn’t really have any plan for how I thought this would work. I will probably have class with her, if she doesn’t quit” Sullivan commented.
This marks Sullivan’s second superliking incident, the first which resulted in a change of tutorial times for the classmate.
“After this, there will be only like, 3 girls left in engineering. That is why I believe there needs to be more women in STEM” Sullivan continued.
Sullivan has promised the Head of Engineering, Dr Michael Xing, not to superlike anymore girls, and return to staring silently from a distance, imagining conversation.
“It is probably best for both parties if he never talks to engineering girls again,” Dr Xing said. “and starts dating down. Maybe he can try medicine, or law.”
