Pros and Cons of a Summer Exchange

Daniel R.H. + John I. ¦ Writers ¦ Lists

Summer Exchange – definition – ‘A loophole in the University system where a drunken holiday disguised as an elective can actually increase employment opportunities’

Pro:

For the next month, you can be anyone you want to be.

Con:

People will still realise you’re a loser.

Pro:

Access to internationally recognised institutions that will assist you in expanding your intellectual and cultural awareness.

Con:

You will be too hung-over to care.

Pro:

You will create new friendship groups through bonding over a mutual hatred of one person in your class.

Con:

Strong chance you will be that person.

Pro:

It is a chance to party with boys and girls from Uni’s all across the world.

Con:

Trying to think of excuses to explain the ‘bruises’ on your neck the next morning.

Pro:

It is a chance to travel with your best friends for the entire summer holiday.

Con:

You will realise you fucking hate your best friends.

Pro:

It is something you can proudly put on your resume.

Con:

The videos on the internet of you pole dancing shirtless in a seedy underground club will not likely impress future employers.