Richard Richards doesn’t understand how women can resist the half-naked selfies he posted on UOW Students Buy and Sell earlier this week.
“It doesn’t make sense,” Richards says. “I photoshopped the bulge and everything.”
Stripped to his Bonds and hunched over his laptop, the part-time student and full-time fuckboy was shocked to discover that women selling furniture on Facebook did not want to become his “missus.”
“I tried to make it extra obvious by typing ‘looking for a missus,’ but all I got was comments asking me to rent a flat in Camden.”
“It’s like they’re not even interested.”
But ever the optimist, Richards says he’s not giving up hope.
“Next time I’m going full frontal nudity! That’ll get their attention!”
May Satan smile on you