UOW is set for a final showdown between the bible pushing Gideons and Wollongong Socialists this Friday.
Tensions have been brewing between the two groups over territory rights outside the library over the past few months.
A spokesperson for the socialists said there would be no holding back for the fight.
“We’re building a death ring in the Duck Pond especially for the occasion.”
“Those old shits will wish they never stepped on our turf. We’re geared up enough to overthrow the government.”
For their part, the Gideons (otherwise known as the bible guys), aren’t backing down either.
“We’ll deck these heathens,” said seventy-eight-year-old Miles Declan, stroking a box of bibles.
“As the good Lord once said; ‘Deck the heathen that shit-talks thy name,’” he said.
Sports Bet predicts even odds ahead of the fight. Half of all betting proceeds will go towards the Flat Earth Society.
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