Men, get the snip. Women, putty up that hole
Less kids, less cars.
You can book your sterilization here.
Get a dummy. If you have no friends, get two
Credit for this one goes to the unknown 15-minute sensation who tricked his way into the UOW carpool area with a dummy as his third passenger.
Kidnap carpool passengers
Sometimes, when you don’t have money for a dummy and asking nicely just isn’t enough, kidnapping is the next best thing.
Keep in mind this may not be cost effective with ensuing legal fees.
Exterminate double parkers
Satan’s BDSM dungeon is reserved for people who do this.
(Editor’s note: Hey low key though, don’t kill people. I don’t want to get arrested for incitation.)
“Gave myself a ticket, so that they don’t”
Whoever made this gets a free beer at UniBar.
May Satan smile on you