Progressive business student, Brodie Berry, has made leaps and bounds for body positivity. The self-proclaimed “Woke Master General” is seeing a girl slightly curvier than the ones in his wank bank.
“The boys’ll be all over me for it, but I’ll survive. I’ll just have to bear the brunt of their intolerance,” Mr Berry said.
Fronting the cameras with his girlfriend, Chelsea Token, Berry explained it was a big step for body positivity.
“We’re thinking of starting a YouTube channel together so everyone can see for themselves. No man should suffer the burden of this negative stigma just for loving a woman with curves.”
“Who knows what progress we can make from here. One day, I might even watch the all-female ghostbusters remake.”
When reporters asked Ms Token whether she was being put on show for her boyfriend’s ego, Mr Berry said no.
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