About Joel Tex & Tristan Clemente

Joel Tex: I came, I saw, I made it a little awkward. Tristan Clemente (no, not French, pork-and-cheese) calls himself an author, but has no novels published in his name. Living proof that you can be a washed up novelist without being successful first, he spends his days completing a useless Arts degree and writing for a low rate satirical news publication that'll hopefully one day gain traction.

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