“So, can I get academic consideration if I get knocked up by my tutor?”
4th year engineering student Eden Cox is weighing up her options after being super-liked by her tutor on Tinder, an action traditionally only used by fuckboys and 40 year-old-men.
“Am I the only one getting MeToo vibes?” Cox said.
“It’s like discovering a rare Pokemon, except the Pokemon discovers you, and marks your assessments.”
But where some see an awkward situation, Cox sees a prime blackmail opportunity.
“Either he gives me full HD’s or I’m sending his unimpressive dick pics to Vice Chancellor Wellings… and his wife.”
“The next time I walk into class, I’ll be an hour late in my pj’s with my legs on the table. I’m going to shit-talk the rest of the session and there’s nothing he can do about it.”
When she was asked about why she wasn’t even a little creeped out, Cox said it’s nothing new because she went to a girls-only boarding school in the northern suburbs of Sydney.
May Satan smile on you